Tuesday, January 5, 2010

"Fifty First Jokes" Comedy Show

Tonight, 50 local comedians will gather at The Studio At Webster Hall (125 East 11th Street) where they will tell the first joke they've written of 2010. $5 in advance; $7 at the door.

My bet is on a disproportionate number of Tiger Woods jokes... speaking of which...

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at the 3rd ho!

Okay... one more...

Whats the difference between a golf ball and a car?

Tiger can drive a golf ball 300 yards!!

Clearly, I will not be performing this evening.

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