Normally when people stick flyers under my door they end up right in the garbage. Last week, however, I came across a menu from The Cottage -- a Chinese restaurant that offers unlimited free wine with dinner. There is one location on the Upper West Side and another downtown on Irving Place. Reviews on Yelp confirm the awesomeness:
unlike other free wine joints, the cottage drops that carafe of sparkling golden elixir even before your food shows up. and they stay on top of it, too. i timed it tonight and it only took two minutes from emptying the vessel until it was refilled and placed next to me, glistening drops of condensation running down the side of my moment of pure happiness.